I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
People judge me because im quiet
no one plans a massacre out loud
Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."