Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
People judge me because im quiet
no one plans a massacre out loud
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
I ordered a pizza with everything on it but I got a plan pizza
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
why is the pentagon mad?
Because it didnt get two pizzas but only one plan pizza
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
