Go jokes
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Memes
Me every year
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
"Let's go Brandon!"
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.