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"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.