Go jokes

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.

So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.