Organ Donor jokes

People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

"Yeah, over my dead body!"

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.