Organ Donor

Organ Donor Jokes

Grandma

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

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  • Donor

    I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

    Donor

    I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

    Donor

    I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

    People

    People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

    "Yeah, over my dead body!"

    Laptop

    I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

    Donor

    I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

    I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

    Donor

    Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

    Because he saved 200 computers!

    Donation

    I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.