Organ Donor jokes

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

"Yeah, over my dead body!"

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.