Organ Donor jokes

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

"Yeah, over my dead body!"

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.