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I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.

So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES