Go jokes

Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”

The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?

A mountain!

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Where did a chicken orphan go?

A foster home.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?

Because he was playing with a cheetah!

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

A bullet is like an arrow.

Nothing can stop it from going through your head.

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

"Let's go Brandon!"

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

Person one: Why did the boy go home?

Person two: Why?

Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!

Why did the clock eat so fast?

He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sally.

Sally who?

You're going to bed right now.