Go jokes

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Boss: Can I do a reference check?

Me: I don’t have a...

*sensei appears*

Me: oh no

Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

Boss: What's kiz...

Sensei:😈

Me: Oh no, here we go.

Sensei: Kizma AS-

Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.

So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby

What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES