Accusation at the Park

My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.

We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this person and their wife are just tryna leave the park with their kid, right? But then some dummy yells that they stole his daughter. Get it? It's funny 'cause the kid they have is actually theirs. I know you need it spelled out, you probably still think the Earth is flat.

Comments (1)

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6 years ago

I THINK u probably stole da baby.

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