Hearing Impairment jokes
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
"Say what you want about the deaf."
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.