Under the Cabinet

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Explanation

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, smarty-pants. So, Kariana finds some stuff under the cabinet, including a bra that doesn't belong to her mom. She's flipping out because she thinks her dad's been hiding another woman, named Faineni, from her. The joke is that she's super dramatic and uses a bunch of curse words to find out the truth. Plus, you're probably someone who hides stuff under cabinets too. Just based on how dumb you are, that's my guess.

Comments (1)

Kenya Bailey

3 years ago

What does any of this have to do with hate? Dumb bitch!