POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! The joke is about a sterotype: Asian parents value academic success. The kidnapper expects a ransom, but the mom is unconcerned about her kidnapped child. The kidnapper ends up releasing the kid because he considers him a failure. He doesn't need a loser, LOL. I can tell that you are probably failing school. You are not going to be able to pay for my salmon anytime soon!