Go jokes
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Memes
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.