Go jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
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"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."