When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
What is going on here?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
