Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Jesus's Virginity
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Listen here, you silly goose. The joke is saying that even Jesus, who is like, super holy, wouldn't want to be a virgin. Then the author tells the reader to go get some action. You probably need to, because you are reading jokes on the internet instead of getting laid. Also, I am a bear.