What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
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If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
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Jack and Jill wheat up the him had some fun she forgot her pill and now we have jonny
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN! “Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer.” “Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
