Chain of Unfortunate Events

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about bad luck. Every time something happens to this lady, something else goes wrong. Like when she tries to eat, she hurts her feet. It's like she's cursed or something. And you, you probably trip over air, don't you?

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