Puberty Snowman

Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.

One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"

The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."

After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."

The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"

After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.

The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."

The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."

The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."

The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."

The first kid then says: "I know, right?"

They then begin a snowball fight.

The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, nimrod! These chuckleheads built a snowman and gave it some, uh, *special* features made of carrots and cucumbers. Get it? Because it's cold and they're using puns about snow and ice? And the last line? "Only the men have snowballs!" Because men have testicles, and snowballs are... well, you get it, genius! You wouldn't get it, though, since you probably think carrots grow on trees.

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God I can’t believe I read that whole thing for such a lame ass punch line