Go jokes
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Memes
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.