Go jokes

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

"I need to go to the doctor!"

"Why?"

"It has a crack in it."

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.