The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Go Jokes
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
