Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life so he shot him then the judge gave him 15 years so there you go problem solved.
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
