Go jokes

I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?

He couldn’t climb the stairway.

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?

A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

Why did the hobo go back to the future?

To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

My dad went to go get milk.

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?