Go jokes
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
My dad went to go get milk.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Funny Moments that happens:
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."