Go jokes
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Kyler, go on this one.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.