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Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Memes
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."