Go jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Memes
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
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"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!