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Two whales went to a bar.

The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."

Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?

Me: He could feel it in his bones.

Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!

Heheh ;3

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

Why do people have sex?

Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"

Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)

To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!

Why did the ass go to therapy?

It couldn't deal with all the crap.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

Why did the rapper go to space?

To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To fix his flow.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

Why can’t orphans build anything?

Because they can’t go to Home Depot.

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.