Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
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Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
What is going on here?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
