Go jokes

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

Why can’t orphans build anything?

Because they can’t go to Home Depot.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To fix his flow.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?