Go jokes
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.