Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke's got layers, like an ogre, or maybe your understanding of basic social cues. "Omae wa mou shindeiru" is Japanese for "You are already dead." It's a classic line from anime, usually followed by someone dropping like a sack of potatoes. The teacher's "NANI!?" means "WHAT!?" which is the sound people make when they realize they've been got real good. Now, the funny part is the kid is saying this during the ABCs! This joke is a certified banger if you are part of the cool kids club, which you aren't.