Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
What’s the difference from a orphan and a tomato
The tomato’s get picked.
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
Why is a tomato red. Because it saw the ranch dressing
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
Why are tomates green. because they rot like your mum
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Hey what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is Sundyed tomato
Get it sundyed like son died
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,
U better ketchup
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
Aha, tomato macoroni is bad, hahaha. (I don't even know what on earth i put here, but okay)
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
