Ketchup

Daniel King

Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the tomato blush? – Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Ketchup

Daniel King

🧀:C’mon tomato!

🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.

🧀:You’re a mile away.

🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.

Ketchup

Anonymous

if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

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Red

HAnonymous

Why is a tomato red. Because it saw the ranch dressing

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Ketchup

Anonymous

Did you hear about the tomatoe and the lettuce race? Well the lettuce was a-head and the tomatoe was trying to ketchup

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Girlfriend

Anonymous

Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. Tomato means harder and cheese means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming tomato tomato tomato cheese cheese cheese, then my little brother said can y’all stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise all over my bed.

Girlfriend

DHS

There are two siblings. A little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night, and take her home. So they get to the bigger brothers house, and walk in his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk bed. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, “whenever you feel good, say lettuce, and whenever you want to switch positions say tomato.” The girl constantly is saying “lettuce, tomato” and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, " can you guys stop making sandwiches, you’re getting mayonnaise all over me.

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High

klondykehomophobe

“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

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Ketchup

FoodDude

Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Salad

Mcat

what did the salad dressing say to the tomato? Don’t look I’m Dressing!

Salad

Anonymous

Why did the tomato blush. Answer : because it saw the salad dressing.

Ketchup

Daniel King

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂

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Soup

JOKES

What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?

Chunky Tomato Soup.

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Ketchup

Lol

What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,

U better ketchup

Ketchup

Daniel King

What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?

The ketchup.

Ketchup

BadJokeTeller

Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!

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Salad

cOcO - Chloe

Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH

Sister

Prankster comes again.

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

  1. I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted).

  2. I gatherd some slapies.

  3. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.

  4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky!

  5. I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!

Red

prince

roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better