Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Why is a tomato red. Because it saw the ranch dressing
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What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk silly.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,
U better ketchup
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Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
What’s the difference from a orphan and a tomato
The tomato’s get picked.
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene !!
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Why are tomates green. because they rot like your mum
