Give jokes
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.