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Sunglasses

    • God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

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    • America

    • What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

    And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

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    • Boob

    • Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

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    • Give memes

    Car

    • Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

    Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

    Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

    Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

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    • Florida

    • "Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

    Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

    Homework

    • What does a chicken give you?

    Student: Meat.

    What does a pig give you?

    Student: Bacon.

    What does a fat cow give you?

    Student: Homework.

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    • Morbid jokes

    • A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says "What's wrong?" The woman says "I've never been hugged before." So, the man gives her a hug and walks away.

    The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says "What's wrong, now?" The woman says "I've never been kissed before." So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away.

    The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says "Oh, for Christ's sake! What's wrong, this time?!" The woman says "Well, I've never been fucked before." So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells "YOU'RE FUCKED!"

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    • Dog

    • What do you give a dog with a fever?

    Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

    Mom

    • My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

    Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

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