Give jokes
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Double it and give it to the next person
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"