Give jokes
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Memes
FUCK YEA
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."