Give jokes

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?

Chip, chip, hooray!

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!

I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?

Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.

"Give me a cigarette," the condemned man said.

"I thought you quit," replied the guard.

"I did, but I don't think it matters anymore."

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

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I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

"I'd love to give everyone another shot."

Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.

When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

What did the rapper say to the fridge?

"Give me a BEET!"