Give jokes

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweet-ment!

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

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I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

What did the rapper say to the fridge?

"Give me a BEET!"

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?

Option one: Horses can't speak at all.

Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

Why do orphans love baseball?

Because it gives them a home to run to.

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

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How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?