The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly. They give coal. Why coal your prob saying because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds
Don't ever try to give a emo kid a high five they'll just leave ya hanging
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more...
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle. It's not okay to give up.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
why you never have to give a ballon to Elsa? Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why do orphans have no home? Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Q: you now whats morbid at a storage sale A: they give you more bids
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean
why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Friend:Hey let me give you a little riddle theres a table four people who are supposed to sit there is you me will mary in witch or will they sit
Other friend:uhm you, me, mary and will?
Friend 1:nope guess again!
Other friend:okay what about will you mary me? oh wait...
friend 1:OF course!!!!:D
