Give jokes
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.