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How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?

Chip, chip, hooray!

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

"Give me a cigarette," the condemned man said.

"I thought you quit," replied the guard.

"I did, but I don't think it matters anymore."

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

What did the rapper say to the fridge?

"Give me a BEET!"

Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?

Option one: Horses can't speak at all.

Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.

When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.

"I'd love to give everyone another shot."

Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.