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I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?

Option one: Horses can't speak at all.

Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

What did the rapper say to the fridge?

"Give me a BEET!"

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

Why do orphans love baseball?

Because it gives them a home to run to.

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

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How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?

Because there is no home button.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.