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The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.