why did i give the orphan a iphone 14
Because there is no home button
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
I give homework.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
