when god said let there be light he got blinded because you reflected it of your forhead
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your so ugly you made hello kitty say bye
your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
you live in the airport
your so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher
your so poor if ever broke into your house id give you things
when the class plays hangman the emos get inspired
where do orphans shop at home apliance?
why did the orphan get kicked of the baseball team? he would never make it home base
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
why do orphans kill people so they can finnaly be wanted
what foods are orphans alergic to? homemade food