Communism

Communism Jokes

what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually

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An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.

"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.

Comments and join dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck

/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. Theyโ€™re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girlโ€™s mom says, โ€œDear, he doesnโ€™t seem to be a very nice boy.โ€

โ€œOh, please, Mom!โ€ says the daughter. โ€œIf he wasnโ€™t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?โ€