Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
Halo Jokes
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
