Halo

Halo Jokes

Kid

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

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  • Mother Teresa

    When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

    Wing

    What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

    A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪