Halo jokes

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

I don't have luck with other angels.

So I just WING IT!

What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!

Q: What has two wings and a halo?

A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"

When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪

Can I get a HOYA?

Humanity.

Hi person reading this.

Hi guys!

Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!