A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
I want your weight not your phone number
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale the scale said I’m trying to get your weight not your phone number
