A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!
Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
I want your weight not your phone number
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
