Phone Number

Phone Number Jokes

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

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Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number