What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident
An amputation
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day
So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
