What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i