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What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‰

There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said โ€œi farted and the building behind me blew upโ€.

I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal. I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said โ€œWell, when life gives you lemons!โ€