Truth or Dare Phone Number

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about tryna be slick and gettin' shut down HARD. The dude thought he was smooth, askin' his crush for her number under the guise of a 'dare.' But, plot twist! She ain't dumb and switched back to 'truth' faster than you can say 'rejection.' You probably also have a crush on someone, but they don't feel the same way. That's why you are reading this explanation.

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