I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
After 40 years Kobe finally learned to pass.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? "Hello Ladies""
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What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working
Tell your teacher this: I passed a test that took 60 minutes, it wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
In Africa, in every 60 seconds,... a minute passes
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box. You put a can of beans in there.
how do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box. you run pass with a can opener.
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
