Osama Bin Laden jokes
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Obama got Osama.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.