What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Osama Bin Laden Jokes
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight