What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
That time when you realise that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
Osama Bin Laden is his name Crashing planes is his game
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
what was osamas favourite food... yer nan
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
after 6 months of lockdown
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
