Osama Bin Laden jokes
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."