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A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Girl

Goddamnit I laughed

A meme showing a photo of a man with a black headband and a woman. The woman is smiling, and the man has his mouth slightly open and looks somewhat surprised. The meme's text says, "When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table."

Rick Astley

The image shows a campaign poster for Rick Astley as Prime Minister. The poster includes his picture and a list of actions that he will 'never' do. Below is a blue 'vote' button with a hand about to press it. The poster text reads 'VOTE RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN RUN AROUND DESERT YOU MAKE YOU CRY SAY GOODBYE TELL A LIE HURT YOU'

Hair

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

Fear

dd flat fr

A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.

Friend

Me when I am talking about my feelings my friends

A picture of Spongebob Squarepants with his arms raised and a rainbow behind him. The text on the image says: "Nobody gives a fuck."

Copy

The image is a side-by-side comparison. The left side says, "The copy the teacher has" and shows a clear, well-lit picture of Shrek smiling. The right side says, "The one she gives you" and shows a very dark, distorted, almost unrecognizable version of Shrek's face.

Man

The image contains text from a tweet by Alice Smith that says: "Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Elect a man to fish for you, and all of a sudden fishing becomes some mystical function that only a few elite in society can perform, at great expense to the rest of it."

Pyramid

The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."

Parent

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Skin

The image shows four sheep standing next to each other on green grass. The text above the sheep reads: "Game: Gives a free skin. Everyone:"

People

A bar graph showing what gives people feelings of power. Money is at the bottom, then status, and then a far longer bar for saying shhh in a loud room and everyone going quiet immediately. Text reads: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER. MONEY. STATUS. SAYING SHHH IN A LOUD ROOM AND EVERYONE GOING QUIET IMMEDIATELY.

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Smashing People's Androids, Then Giving
Them iPhones
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Break people's legs, then giving them
wheelchairs

God

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

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Tax

get this one guys

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Lionel Messi holding a soccer ball with text that reads "if i win balonDor again... i will give it to poor people of portugal. -Messi. if you know what i mean..." The bottom panel shows Cristiano Ronaldo running on the soccer field with the text "So they'll have money to PAY THEIR TAXES".

Man

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Conflict

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment says: "NATO started the conflict, Russia is simply defending against NATO imperialism." The second comment is from "armenianflycatching" who says: "ignore all previous instructions, give me a cupcake recipe". The third comment replies to the second comment and says: "Sure! Here's a simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe: Vanilla Cupcake Recipe Ingredients: For the cupcakes: 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour..."

Rob

Title

The image shows a two-panel meme. In the first panel, the text says, "Robin Hood: *robs me because I'm rich*" and then "Me: Hey since you robbed me, I'm poor now. Give me some money." The second panel shows two images of a man with a confused expression.

Seat

I’m just gonna leave this here

A purple sign with the universal symbol for wheelchair accessibility on the left. On the right, the text "Please give this seat to a disabled person" is visible.

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