Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because itโs a little meteor.
Why wasnโt the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didnโt make it.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.