Moon jokes
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.