Moon jokes
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.