Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun..... Then it dawned on me
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
if the moon landing was fake so is your house
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
What Road goes all the way to the sky? A Highway
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore
Turns out it was just a phase.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
