Moon

Moon Jokes

Wife

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

Meteor

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because itโ€™s a little meteor.

Earth

๐Ÿš˜ What is as old as the earth ๐ŸŒŽ and new every month? The moon.

Day

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

Bone

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

Cow

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

Cow

What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?

The cow didnโ€™t make it.

Uranus

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

Woman

Why is there no woman on the moon?

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.