Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
if the moon landing was fake so is your house
yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
yo mama so tall she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
