Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
Holà soy Dora!
Can you help me find the 2 fuck I'm supposed to give?!
How are Black people like communism Because they’ll never work But some of them are willing to give it a shot
How do you knockout 26 kids in one punch Give them a Sandy Hook
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
Orphans have it lucky. When teachers threaten to call parents, the orhphans say, "Try me". When teacher's give homework, Orphans say, "Where?"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
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it will give yoy good luck see for your self
your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa, Give away my Money, No Papa, Telling Lies, OK Ima Check my Bank Account
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid “If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollar how much do you have?” Everyone one raised their hand except one little girl.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
