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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. -- I now have $999,999.75.
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
(not original, but I forgot the source)
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
Comments and join dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think damn better luck next time
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
