The 60+ Best Luck Jokes

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When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. -- I now have $999,999.75.

so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them

Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.

why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.

I don't have luck with other angels.

So I just WING IT!

hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)

A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

(not original, but I forgot the source)

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Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”