What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
How do you knockout 26 kids in one punch Give them a Sandy Hook
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “sandy hook”.
Whats the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday
