Sandy Hook jokes

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?

Shooting up schoolchildren.

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

You give them a Sandy Hook.

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

Give them a Sandy Hook.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?

A sandy hook.

Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.