Sandy Hook

Sandy Hook Jokes

Dark Humor

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

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  • Kid

    How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

    You give them a Sandy Hook.

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  • Magazine

    I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

    Kid

    How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

    Give them a Sandy Hook.

    Kid

    What do you call a kid with no friends?

    A Sandy Hook survivor.

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  • Kid

    How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.

    Sandyhook

    My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

    Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

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  • Punch

    What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

    A Sandy Hook.

    Punch

    What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.