Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
