New Funeral Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

What is a group of emos called?

A funeral.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."