Frank's Funeral Home and Grill

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, dingus. The joke is that this place is a funeral home AND a grill. They are serving the dead people! Also, you should call your mom. Tell her Explain Bear said hi.

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