Panera Bread

Panera Bread Jokes

Death

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

Bread

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

Something

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

Pressure

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Food

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

Panera

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Orphan

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

Guy

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

Paint

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

Depression

If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

Man

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

Death

What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.

Man

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!