What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died
Putting wifi in the morgue to enable live streaming
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
Today I filmed a unboxing video at my friends funeral His parents weren’t to happy
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I put the fun in funeral
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
