Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
I like dildos
Yo mama so gay she almost past away
Your mums so dumb she though porn hub was corn hub
Knock Knock who’s there i did app i did app who? you did a poo
Your mum is so fat she eats every meal from KFC, MACCAS, HUNGRY JACKS ALL AT ONCE!!!!!
Why am i dumb? Because I’m dumb
Why can’t orphans be gay
They no one to call daddy
Why did nasa have to go to space because space is lonely
Do you want to hear a dark joke let me turn the lights off
why cant orphans suck dick.
because they dont have a stepbro
My friend said let's have a sleep over..... Little did I know it was just at prison
I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account
All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
Why can’t orphans have sex, They have no one to call daddy
Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties
You look like a 2 year old drawling that came alive.
Q- What's red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.