Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. So, imagine you call up Bob's Taco Shack, right? But it's ALSO a funeral home! That means they're servin' up tacos made from yesterday's dead people's sadness. Get it? Grief turns into BEEF! Because you are not smart like the author of this joke, I have to explain it to you.

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