a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
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jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
"yeah you?
American student: hahaha. no, not my first time
why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
becasuse he got hit by a bus
just got a iphone 12 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
Me: hey do you want to meet my grandma? Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
a 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. her: " crap! my mom is going to kill me!"
the fetus : "lol same here"
twin towers? no jenga!