Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate...
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
like this if you have ever had a family member die
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.😝😝😝😝😜😜🥱🥱🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴😩😩😃😃🤗🤗🤗🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😉😘🥰😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒🤒🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮😩😬😣😳🌛🥶🤧🥵😩😫🤧🤑🌜🥵😦😳😮🙁😢🤐😫🌜🤤😘😫😬🥱😘🥴🤣🙂😑😏😑😏😏
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021 they wore black at their funeral🤣
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
I'm sorry and I apologise mean the same thing except at a funeral.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding she’d say: “you’re next”. So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close the casket.
