Wedding Flowers and Funeral STDs

I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........

STD
Flower
Guy
Funeral
Life
Marriage

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this person, right? They snagged the wedding flowers and then a hottie for a spouse. But here's the kicker: they also caught an STD at a funeral, which is definitely not part of the wedding vows. Jokes on them!