Grief jokes
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.