Grief jokes
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.