A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
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