Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Little Johnny's dad is all like, "Knock it off with the self-love, you're killing unborn babies!" And Johnny, being the genius he is, the next time Dad walks in, Johnny's like, "Shhh, we're at a funeral!" It's funny because he's acting like each time he pleasures himself, he's actually murdering a potential human life, which is, like, so not how it works. You probably thought that was true, didn't you?
