A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
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The cemetery is so overcrowded. People are just dying to get in.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
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I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
- cemeteries are so popular! People are like...dying to get there
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...
