Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
The cemetery is so overcrowded. People are just dying to get in.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery
The tree left him hanging though
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
