Taco jokes
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Let's taco about something.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
I don't want to taco about myself.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.