Taco jokes
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.