Are you taco to me, I nacho friend.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
