What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?" "Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Are you taco to me, I nacho friend.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?" and the Nacho say to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
What do you call a taco in bed
Es(tá co)stado
I always tslk to my taco before I eat it. One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to Taco bout it
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
more about quinn he loves robin he loves his tight ass he licks up all his shit after taco bell
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
Your mom is soo fat when she asked "what gift will I get" abuela from encanto said DEFINITELY TACO BELL 🌮🔔
