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Taco Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they donโ€™t live in a swing state.

Youโ€™re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

Top 10 Cos:

1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco

Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they donโ€™t live in a swing state.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ””

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"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Weโ€™ve got to celebrate our differences! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿค๐Ÿต๐Ÿค๐Ÿš๐Ÿค๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•