Bucket Jokes

How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?

With a blender

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here

You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.

I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets

Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3

What do you call a white bucket a Pail

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?

it must have been a sad day when you slitherd out of the abortion bucket

i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"

me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies

Jack and Jill went up the hill had some fun now they have 4 babys