How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
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yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
it must have been a sad day when you slitherd out of the abortion bucket
Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
You should should go back into the abortion bucket maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Jack and Jill went up the hill had some fun now they have 4 babys
