I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
it must have been a sad day when you slitherd out of the abortion bucket
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
Jack and Jill went up the hill had some fun now they have 4 babys
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
what is red and shaped like a bucket
a red bucket
Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* come in the bucket!
Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
