How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.
