Friend jokes

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

My friend's life.

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Me: It smells like good fam.

Friend: What's good fam?

Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Friend 1: *turns off lights*

Friend 2: *is there with us*

Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!